Archive for September, 2009

How Mr. Clean lost 32 pounds in just 30 days!

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Submitted by MrClean on September 30, 2009

One month ago I posted an article stating that I was finally going to do something about my weight.  I’ve steadily put on weight over the last 26 years since I’ve been clean. I’ve tried numerous diets and always got frustrated and gave up. Three years ago I woke up and was completely blind in my right eye. The doctors thought I was having the beginnings of a detached retina but after 3 weeks of tests and prodding, I was finally diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. I was freaked! My doctor told me to immediately lose weight and begin exercising, and perhaps I wouldn’t need medication. I lost 45 pounds and walked 3-5 miles a day but I was eventually told that I needed to get on insulin right away! I tried as hard as I could to eat the right foods but my sugars were never really right. Although I never had the high sugars that I had previously - I often had lows that required immediate fruit juices to bring my sugars up. My weight continued to climb.

Dr. Bruce Boros, a Board Certified Cardiologist in Key West told me about a weight loss program he used to take off 38 lbs in 6 weeks.  His success with this program has enabled him to keep the weight off for over one year. In that time he has over 300 patients on this plan.  He told me that everyone who followed the cookie cutter recommendations have been successful at losing 2-5lbs a week of fat. His patients are eating 6 times a day and burning off their fat, not their muscles.  Bruce asked me if I trusted him… to which I replied sure! He told me that he wanted me to try this program and to STOP taking my diabetes medications. Needless to say, I was skeptical, but I did trust him.  I went on this diet and stopped my meds! That was thirty days ago, and I have lost 32 pounds in that time. My sugars have been PERFECT without taking medication at all! I test my sugars at least 3-4 times a day and I’m between 95-105 which is far better than while I was on the medications! I had been praying for years to get help for my food issues and I firmly believe that this program was the answer to my prayers.

My friend Dr. Boros hates it when I refer to this as a diet. He calls it a healthy lifestyle program. The name of the program is “Take Shape For Life” and I’m proud to say that they are our very first advertisers on InTheRooms. The program is based on the Medifast Diet which has been scientifically proven to work for almost 30 years and has been endorsed by over 15,000 physicians all across the country as well as by John Hopkins University. The twist with “Take Shape For Life”, is that you get a “coach” to help you along the way…kind of like a weight sponsor! Dr. Bruce has been my coach the past month and he’s answered all kinds of questions and helped me to avoid some potential pitfalls, just like a sponsor would do. After 2 weeks of watching the weight fall off of me, my lovely wife Jamie joined me on this program and she too is doing great!

I have been in the fat burning “phase one” and have lost 32lbs in just one month. Once I lose all my fat I will transition into “maintenance phase” for the rest of my life. It’s easy, the food tastes good, and its healthy with all the minerals and vitamins in it, so that if I continue to follow the plan with the help of my coach I can stay healthy for the rest of my life.  It’s the least expensive of all the other diets on the market and you get tons of education.  Take Shape For Life has all the tools to teach me how to stay healthy and that separates it from everything else on the market.  This is one big happy weight loss family. I have decided that 78 pounds is my goal to lose and I’m already almost halfway there! There’s no doubt in my mind that I will soon reach my goal weight.  For the first time in my life, one day at a time, I see a solution to my issues with food and I’ve found a new way to eat with a new healthy outlook.

If you have a problem in this area and you’re looking for help Please CLICK HERE to go to the Weight Loss group here In The Rooms, where we can support one another through this thing. Just like with the drugs and alcohol and gambling, it’s a “WE” program! I can’t, but WE can! I have been dealing successfully with all of my drug and alcohol issues over the last 26 years, but to be honest, food was killing me!

If you can relate to what I’m describing here, why don’t you do something about it? Together lets support one another through this thing! It makes no difference what diet you do. I like Take Shape For Life, but whatever you decide is fine, all that matters is that you take some action TODAY! This is an opportunity to address this issue with other people that can understand what you’re going through! Dr. Boros has a website… www.hatemyfat.com. Check it out…tell him MrClean sent ya.

ITR Book of The Month: Thick as Theives

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Submitted by RT on September 30, 2009

From Publishers Weekly
In his bold memoir, Geng takes readers on a wild ride through low-life Paris, Miami and above all, New York City. The brother of New Yorker writer Veronica Geng (who died of a brain tumor in 1997), Geng enjoyed a lucrative career as a petty criminal—and hardcore junkie—while his sister climbed the masthead of the New Yorker. The chronicle of Geng’s misadventures includes prison stints, an HIV diagnosis in the early 1980s and murder attempts by not one but two girlfriends, the second one drugging Geng before setting him on fire. It’s amazing that Geng is still alive and a miracle that a man who didn’t pick up a pen until he was in his 50s writes with such vigor and joy. “Record Steve,” as he was known for his LP shoplifting skills, draws vivid scenes of Parisian brothels, South Beach stints on Miami Vice and the hipster underworld of 1960s and ’70s Greenwich Village. Geng tells of meeting such celebrities as Don Johnson, Debbie Harry and Leroi Jones (who told Geng that heroin was keeping Gengyoung), but his finest descriptions are of his fellow hustlers. Although his sister’s rarely involved in Geng’s hijinks, she hovers throughout the narrative as a puzzle, goad and guardian angel. (May)
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved. –This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

Review
“The only man more honest than a man without sin is a man without shame. In Thick as Thieves, Steve Geng explores his tumultuous life and poetic relationship with his sister with a hard won clarity and a resigned grace. Candidly unsentimental but powerfully moving, Geng’s tribute to his sister is one of the most frank and insightful depictions of familial devotion— and failings—that I’ve ever read.”—Josh Kilmer Purcell, author of I Am Not Myself Today “You’ll never forget your vicarious joyride through Steve Geng’s world, where jail, junk, jazz, larceny and sex are the dominant themes, and art and love are the variations.  Geng has committed and survived any number of crimes, but his thirst for life, lively prose and clear-eyed analysis of his own story will have you rooting for him, no matter what.”—Elizabeth Gaffney, author of Metropolis

“Along with ample evidence of Stephan Geng’s honesty, clarity, and courage—and, let’s not forget, occasional depravity—Thick as Thieves demonstrates that there were two writers growing up in the same household with pitch-perfect senses of the absurd.”—Mark Singer, author of Somewhere in America
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Steve Geng is an active and grateful member of InTheRooms.com - His profile can be found here.

We need to laugh… God we need to laugh!!!

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Submitted by Christopher Kennedy Lawford on September 30, 2009

People in recovery know how to laugh. 
It’s time to share our wacky, wonderful, dark sense of humors with the world. 

If any of you crazy, humor filled sober folks, codependents, and adult children out there have any hysterical recovery jokes, sayings or stories you have heard in recovery send them to me at Clawford@christopherkennedylawford.com, or just leave them in the comments of this post, for a book I’m doing on recovery humor.

The world NEEDS to laugh like we laugh!

Examples:

  • When dating in recovery the odds are good but the goods are odd
  • When you set boundary, it’s best to build a picket fence and not the Berlin Wall
  • How do you know when a sober man and woman are on their second date? There’s a Uhaul parked in the driveway

An old guy and new guy were out having some fun in recovery. The new guy 
was reminiscing about a classic Seinfeld episode–the one where George walks up to a strange girl, and says “Hey beautiful, I’m bald, I’m fat, I’m unemployed, and I live at home with my parents. Wanna go out?” And the girl obliges with no questions!! After finishing the story, the new guy thought it would be funny if he went up to a strange girl and said “Hey beautiful, I’m 35, a recovering heroin addict, and living in a treatment center. Wanna buy me dinner?” The old guy said “knock yourself out recovery is all about taking risks!” So, the new guys walks up to a girl, and blurts out:   “Hey beautiful, I’m 35, a recovering heroin addict, and living in a treatment center.  Wanna buy me dinner?” She shyly says no……and turns away with a smile.  So the old guy, being his hardass AA self, walks up to the girl a while later and asked her why she said no. “Was it because he lives in a treatment center?” asked the old guy “No,” says the girl.
”Was it because the he is a recovering heroin addict?” asked the old guy “No,” says the girl. “Well, why did you say no,” asks the old guy “BECAUSE I’M SHY,” she says. The old guy laughed!!!  Forget that he used to stick needles in his arm;  forget that he stole from everybody to get his drugs;  forget that he lives in a treatment center.  SHE WAS JUST SHY!!!!

ITR Cartoon: Doors

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Submitted by BenBen the Fisherman on September 30, 2009

COLORADO REGIONAL CONVENTION OF NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS!!!!!! OCT 23-25 2009

Monday, September 28th, 2009

CRCNA XXIII TOGETHER WE ARE FREE…..this event will be great (as always)….this year it is in colorado springs….workshops, 3 main speakers, meditation room,comedian, unplugged recovery cafe, game room, music and dancing…something for everyone…..register on the nacolorado.org website…..!!

KERN COUNTY SPEAKERJAM COMMITTEE PRESENTS SPEAKERJAM 4

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

APRIL 24, 2010 8am-9pm dance 9pm-12am-Bakersfield California
speakers from all over carry the message of recovery

Recovery Comedy in Orlando 9/26

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

A Full Evening of Recovery Entertainment
"Laughter With a Message"

Leon Lilly with Steve Johnson

September, 26th 2009. 8:30 PM

ALL FELLOWSHIPS WELCOME

Orlando Repertory Theatre
1001 East Princeton Street
Orlando, FL 32803

Tickets $12 at the show, $10 before the show.

For advanced tickets call Steve at 407-456-0806   or e-mail  DocJohnson63@hotmail.com

Or call Leon in the middle of the night, just for the heck of it, at 407-468-9501 (hey, if he's not smart enough to turn it off, well ….. )

ADDICTS IN ADVENTURELAND

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

THIS SATURDAY NIGHT ON LONG ISLAND RTE 110 IN MELVILLE NEW YORK ADDICTS IN ADVENTURELAND 6:30 PM JOIN US BRING THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS THIS IS A FAMILY DISEASE RECOVERY IS A FAMILY PROCESS ADMISSION $20.00 MORE INFO ITR ME ARNIE1988

20th annual Recovery in the Rockies

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

September 24 to the 27, at the Merriot in Park City Utah, Awsome convention tons of fun! See you there.

Revovery In The Lord Beach Bash SAt Sept 26th 9am-5pm

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Please join us this weekend for a fun filled family event for this FREE event in worship and recovery, click on the link below to see our flyer
http://recoverybiblestudy.org/index_files/Page1214.htm

WE NEED ADDITIONAL VOLUNTEERS ESP TO SERVE FOOD AND TO HELP IN OUR CHILDCARE